What comes before “Part B?” “Part-A!” Let’s start a conga line!
Rats.
(Source: chloe.com)
Sometimes I don't wear my glasses, sometimes I barely focus on what I'm reading. Regardless of the situation, general confusion and hilarity usually ensue.
June 22, 2012
“Partay” medium shoulder bag in grained calfskin.
June 19, 2012
She looks like diarrhea with a mouth.
I don’t even know where to BEGIN with this.
You guys can thank my roommate for that little gem.
(Source: bravotv.com)
June 17, 2012
June 7, 2012
The first French rottweiler lady serves hollandaise to Eleanor Roosevelt.
With all the zombie stories these days, I’m not surprised that E-Roose is back from the dead.
Scratch her name off the zombie list. Le sigh.
(Source: Daily Mail)
May 8, 2012
I’m left wondering today if the emu will survive 2012.
You have an EMU?? More importantly, why won’t it SURVIVE??
Dang. I was kind of looking forward to a barbeque…
April 27, 2012
Albatross sees all women as one.
Can birds wear glasses?
Apparently I need to wear mine more…
(Source: New York Magazine)
April 27, 2012
This sea turtle is wondering why you fed the fishes to the seal.
“Fishes?” It’s “fish” - that’s the plural of fish.
…well, we wouldn’t have that problem if we had a dishwasher.
(Source: BuzzFeed)
April 25, 2012
Spring’s top eels.
I didn’t know there was a seasonal competition…?
So you’re telling me I should CANCEL my upcoming trip to the aquarium?
(Source: ELLE)
April 25, 2012
Sinead O’Connor pulls a disorderly polar bear.
Is she even qualified to do that?
I amaze myself sometimes.
(Source: Daily Mail)
April 25, 2012
Eating pretend food can reduce your cravings for it.
Like plastic fruit?
Whatever, I got the general idea.
(Source: psychofactz.com)
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