June 22, 2012
"Partay" medium shoulder bag in grained calfskin.

What comes before “Part B?”  “Part-A!”  Let’s start a conga line!

Rats.

(Source: chloe.com)

June 19, 2012
She looks like diarrhea with a mouth.

I don’t even know where to BEGIN with this.

You guys can thank my roommate for that little gem.

(Source: bravotv.com)

June 17, 2012
Formerly Modern Tuxedos

Ok, that’s nice, but what is it NOW?

Ahhhhhh.

(Source: formallymodern.com)

June 7, 2012
The first French rottweiler lady serves hollandaise to Eleanor Roosevelt.

With all the zombie stories these days, I’m not surprised that E-Roose is back from the dead.

Scratch her name off the zombie list.  Le sigh.

(Source: Daily Mail)

May 8, 2012
I’m left wondering today if the emu will survive 2012.

You have an EMU??  More importantly, why won’t it SURVIVE??

Dang.  I was kind of looking forward to a barbeque…

April 27, 2012
Albatross sees all women as one.

Can birds wear glasses?

Apparently I need to wear mine more…

(Source: New York Magazine)

April 27, 2012
This sea turtle is wondering why you fed the fishes to the seal.

"Fishes?"  It’s "fish" - that’s the plural of fish.

…well, we wouldn’t have that problem if we had a dishwasher.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

April 25, 2012
Spring’s top eels.

I didn’t know there was a seasonal competition…?

So you’re telling me I should CANCEL my upcoming trip to the aquarium?

(Source: ELLE)

April 25, 2012
Sinead O’Connor pulls a disorderly polar bear.

Is she even qualified to do that?

I amaze myself sometimes.

(Source: Daily Mail)

April 25, 2012
Eating pretend food can reduce your cravings for it.

Like plastic fruit? 

Whatever, I got the general idea.

(Source: psychofactz.com)

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